Congratulations on winning the Nobel Prize for Literature!

I just read about your page in Wikipedia and found out you won a Nobel Prize for Literature before. That's a big prize for a writer. I wonder where you put your medal for Nobel Prize for Literature. Do you put it on your table to motivate you more? 
(Jasmine Jauw、女性、14歳、student)

I make it my ritual to bite my Nobel Prize medal first thing in the morning every day.

No, it’s a joke. I have not won a Nobel Prize for Literature. Never in my life. You must have got the wrong information, I’m afraid. Anyway, I don’t need anything to motivate myself to write, not even a Nobel Prize medal. Donut and coffee might help me, though.

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