Finding a brother

Okay, I may be too old for this, but I always wanted to have a brother like the one from your short story "Family Affair". How and where can find one? 

I'm sorry. I don’t think I can do anything for you. As an author, I can give you some good stories from time to time. That is all. Try always to keep imagine your ideal big brother as a kind of talisman. That image may help you, or save you in some ways.